stuckasleep:

They are burning

they scream for me to save them

and i whisper

no

(via ichikun)

pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

(via ifvoldemorthadaneyebrow)

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru, via laughjust)